I appreciate that Camila Alves is embracing the mighty caftan, which seems exactly the right level of formality for South By Southwest. She looks extremely relaxed and as if she’s about to break off from Matthew and go lead a seminar on how to meditate through pottery. I appreciate that. But as for her husband… well, it’s time to play WHAT. IS. THIS. SHIRT?!?
Is it… a stylized sketch of a gorilla? Is it a Lucha Libre wrestler? Is it… a stylized sketch of a gorilla who thinks he’s people and becomes a Lucha Libre wrestler? I don’t rightly know, but it looks extremely disdainful of being dragged into this whole experience, and there I feel its pain.