If she stands up straight, I suspect her nipples will make a dramatic entrance — and the bad news is that her on-call nips aren’t even the most concerning detail about this look. I’m more worried that she seems to be wearing her costume from the second act of a movie about a woman whose wedding cruise gets shipwrecked and who is forced to make a life for herself on a deserted island using only her wedding jumpsuit, the reception’s ranch dressing fountain, and two lone eternity candles.
