HILARY SWANK: Hey, everybody!
SAM ROCKWELL: I’m the meat in a HOT LADY SANDWICH.
JULIETTE LEWIS: Ew. Also, I’m almost unrecognizable when I’m not gallivanting around with curtains belching from my navel, right?
HILARY: But you look great!
SAM: I am HERE! LADIES! Pay attention to me!
JULIETTE: Thanks, Hilary! You look nice too. It’s hard to pull off anything resembling illusion netting with aplomb, but you seem to be managing.
SAM: I just LOVE the word APLOMB.
HILARY: Oh, Sam. I’m so sorry. But I’m wearing a bandage dress and Juliette is sporting strapless red lace. No one cares about you right now.
JULIETTE: Although we don’t have a beef with you in general. Would you mind….?
HILARY:….getting out of the frame so we can really talk about our outfits?
SAM: I hate you all.