This Christopher Kane outfit dares to answer the question, “What if moths and earthworms marked the same territory?” I know those gold straps are sparkly up close, but from a distance, they just end up reminding me of how it felt in junior high when some douchebag snapped my bra. I hope absolutely nobody pulled that on Jodie; otherwise, okay, well, we were never going to love ALL her outfits. It’s frankly very human of her to trot out a dud every now and again, and while this carries all the usual caveats about how well she can carry pretty much anything, I think I can live without ever seeing it again. I’m going to visit this one again instead, by a different Christopher. Ahhhhh. That’s more like it.

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