Two of Dior’s favorite ladies are pregnant right now (Marion and Natalie Portman). That’s more concentrated maternity than I’m sure they expected this winter. Fortunately, they’re doing right by them both; Natalie’s kept it very simple, and Marion got this:
It’s either a very pretty black and gold dress, or the world’s most encompassing scarf. I’ll accept it gratefully either way, as emotional insurance of sorts against the check Dior will try to cash the next time it has to clothe Jennifer Lawrence. I am pretty sure that sentence doesn’t make actual sense, but you feel me: It’s good, I’m relieved, but I’m not letting down my guard.