This was from the Storks premiere this weekend, so the Brangelina #Braxitt (credit to Twitter at large for that one) hadn’t happened yet. But boy, that is quite a sequence of what I imagine are the two things she least likes to discuss: babies, and Brad’s marriage.

The good news is, before Jen presumably flushed her cell phone down the toilet and told her publicist to flee to Hawaii, she probably got a lot of complimentary texts for this:

It’s not just a pattern. It’s a FESTIVAL of pattern. It’s an eruption of lighthearted loveliness, finished with good shoes. This is the best she’s looked in a long time. And while I’m sure she and The Brange have long buried their shared past, and I am not trying to drag Jen into this any more than she already will be by dint of the Pitt-Cotillard cheating rumors, I ALSO think very few people among us — if we’re being truly honest — would ever get over the desire to look as good as possible in the face of the ex who broke their hearts. Especially if that ex is now getting trampled by the lady he broke it with, and doubly especially if you had to watch people compare your life with theirs every day since. And thus, this outfit and this level of Peak Aniston on the veritable eve of that divorce announcement is REALLY spectacular timing indeed.

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