Remember the horrible old high-fashion fanny pack dress that both Rita Ora and Solange wore?

I want to send a photo of this gown to that label and be like, “THIS is how it’s done.” This is a grown-up take on that concept, one that doesn’t look like it drank rubbing alcohol ten minutes before the party. (I don’t love the shoes with it — zzzz — but it’s not changing her letter grade, and besides, I do NEED a nap.)

Oh, and also:

“Yes, this IS how it’s done,” Diane thought to herself, patting her beau’s abs with possessive glee.

[Photos: Getty]