This just seems too banal for Our Lady of the Sartorial Thunder.

I mean, I see where it’s going, but I would NEVER have taken that route. It’s as if Google Maps is telling me another way that would shave half an hour off my time, but she INSISTS on avoiding all the freeways and won’t do anything that requires her to use a left-turn lane and so she’ll get there how she gets there.

Luckily for her…

tilda swinton

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