I love this, and I’ve decided that THIS should be the next Alexander McQueen frock that the Duchess of Cambridge models for us:
(Can you imagine? She’d look great, and a variety of people would have a stroke about how she accidentally let her sexual scenery show.) It’s a lot of cleav — but sometimes it’s fun to bring the cleav out for an airing, and nothing about this is tacky or tasteless, thanks to the fact that this dress makes the Boobs Or Legs choice for you, and the rest of it is super understated. Bonus points for the shoulder pads, which give this entire operation a She’s The New Girl on Dynasty And She’s Probably Going To Murder Someone Before The End of The Season vibe. Which is frankly one of my personal favorite sartorial vibes.