Behold Dakota Johnson, modeling the very latest in Yes I’m Single couture, which I assume is from a line called This Shit Is Lazy that was designed by a drunken AI. However, it IS amusing that she’s promoting Materialists by wearing as little material as possible. It’s anti-synergy! Imagine if this is allowed to continue! Up is down and down is up! What’s next? People promoting the F1 movie dressed as rodeo clowns? The Wicked ladies wearing BLUE and PURPLE???? It’ll be anarchy!!!!
