Informative Caption told me that Cristina Piaget here is a model, but her IMDb tells me that she was also in a terrible-sounding feature film starring the early aughts Brit group S Club 7 — and did I then promptly listen to “S Club Party,” a song that both still bangs and has also not aged well? Yes. I regret nothing. So I think her for that, and also, quite sincerely, for choosing these pants for an art event in Madrid, because they are very entertaining. She looks surprisingly good in them — it helps to be a professional model! — and also somewhere Moira Rose is thinking about taking up horseback-riding so she can get a pair of her own. That’s a win-win.