You find out a lot of things about your face when you cut off your hair, and fortunately for Shailene Woodley, they are all good things. As in, she has a great one, and it holds its own:
I also think that skirt is spectacular now; however, the bottom three inches is fringe, so if any one of them is divergent then we might see her secret life, which would be a definite fault in her stars. Maybe it has some descendants that are less naked, but that feels like a… cold case? Sure. Thanks, IMDb.
And then there’s the matter of the top. I actually think she’s carrying THAT part off with aplomb, midriff and all. But let’s talk: Is it the best pairing with the skirt? Certainly it shines while the rest is simple, but is there a more ideal pairing — metallic, or just not cropped, or purple, or anything in your own closet because you want to steal that skirt and make sweet fashion love to it? My overall verdict, I think, is that she’s making a fab — or pretty damn close — out of two boring things and one risky one.
Hear ye, hear ye:
- I love this as-is (53%, 2,732 Votes)
- I love the idea but I have tweaks (36%, 1,834 Votes)
- I reject this entirely (11%, 587 Votes)
Total Voters: 5,153
And then, of course, this happened:
I wish Miley Cyrus had tackled Vanessa Bayer-as-Miley-Cyrus and stolen her outfit, because even a blazer and a poncho top worn as parody were better than anything she donned on this fateful eve.