On one hand, at least Beyonce is trying something somewhat new and different. On the other, I’m not sure if Styled Vaguely By Gaga needs to be a thing. On the third hand, which I need to have checked out by a doctor, is it weird that my biggest note about this is that I wish it were better lined so that I could spend more time thinking about her Marabou Feather Neckbrace, rather than weighing if this is ultimately too distractingly sheer and doing Weird Things to her crotch? On my left foot, Marabou Feather Neckbrace is my favorite Bowie cover band, so this obvious sartorial salute puts me in a more forgiving mood than I should be.

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