Victoria Justice here has got a new album out — I can only guess from the plaid and the Docs that it’s got a little Alanis in it, but the pink and the handkerchief top makes me wonder if it’s also got a touch of “Stars Are Blind.” This would be a potent combo! There’s also a dash of Olivia Rodrigo here and a hint of Cher Horowitz. Marie Claire reports that the new record is actually very No Doubt-influenced and, if you think about it hard enough, Paris Hilton Multiplied by Alanis With a Little Cher Horowitz might BE Gwen Stefani. DON’T GET MAD, GWEN. You know you love a bare midriff!
I almost forgot: These are cute! Have a fun summer, Victoria Justice!
