Kaia Gerber hit London with the rest of the cast of The Shards — which includes Homer Gere, over there on the far right. Homer is the son of Richard Gere and Carey Lowell (and to me doesn’t look like either of them? DNA is wild), and as you might recall, Richard Gere and Cindy Crawford were married before that. It must be weird to be like, “Hi! We only exist because they got divorced!” Anyway, everyone here looks pretty reasonable, and then there’s Kaia over there wearing underwear and a ruffled transparent negligee. That’s two for two on Shards premieres where she’s gone sheer. Do we think… it’s… shards are often made of glass, and glass makes windows, and sheers are the windows to the nethers? Nailed it.
