I’m still waiting for Variety to throw a party for Middle-Aged Hollywood, which starts at 7 p.m. promptly, has ample seating, and lets you out at 9:00pm at the latest, so you’re home and in your jammies with a clean face and your bra off at a reasonable hour. The gift bag will have coupons for Prevagen and the Costco optometrist and a free sample of neck cream. You get this hat. It’s honestly going to be GREAT. The hottest ticket in town. But until then… here are some youths in interesting outfits!