I don’t mind the funky ombre shading on this, and lord knows the pedicure pleases me:

But what happened to her chest? I am forced to assume that this was once a one-shoulder gown which was devoured by moths with an unusual palate, so she bought a roll of shiny scrapbooking tape from Michael’s and sculpted herself an elaborate fix. I appreciate being handy, but sometimes it really is okay just to buy something else.

[Photo: Getty]

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