Lizzie here — former WAG, current radio presenter, inexplicable jack of many trades involving lifestyle shows — was attending the premiere of a movie about the Hatton Garden heist, the biggest robbery in UK history, and I’m guessing she’s thematically garbed as something from which an enormous amount of stuff is missing. Wikipedia also calls her a fashion and beauty adviser, but surely the only being who would possibly accept this person’s counsel is Lady Victoria Hervey. And I mean, I get it — remember when it was all the rage to strip naked and then try and bedeck yourself in gold leaf, like some kind of fancy candy? Of course you don’t, because THAT HAS NEVER BEEN A THING. And if it had been, let’s get real, we’d have all employed with much cuter underpants.