I did not really watch the ESPYs — they were on in the background of my home at one point — but I hope everyone had fun and nobody, like, tripped over a camera wire and tore their Achilles or anything. I am always stressed that athletes are going to suffer a dumb injury! (One of the Dodgers once hurt himself making paella.) (I am of the belief that the ESPYs are kinda dumb. All these people are already awarded in their own sports!!!)
