I assume the ESPYs ended up low on people’s sports list this week, thanks to the World Cup, and that’s why we didn’t get quite the same celebrity quotient. No disrespect to Kevin Hart. Well, maybe some, I guess. I DID just imply he’s low-wattage.

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