Well, I like her shoes.

But this outfit is veering so sharply into Gentle Old Crackpot territory. If I stuck Carol Channing’s head on it, you’d probably be like, “Yup, sounds right.”

It might even look worse without the absurd shoudlerless coat, though:

Now the tights and shoes just look WAY too heavy for an ice dance about an emu with big dreams.

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