This post is illustrative of how many favors the flashes and the professional lighting can do to a gown.

So you look at this and think, “Why does the crone dislike this? What is wrong with a yellow tube?” And look, yes, I’m tired of peplums, and yes, she needed to accessorize this better, but otherwise it’s a basic and inoffensive shift that shouldn’t inspire much except maybe a cheer for the color and a yawn for the design.

EXCEPT.

That fits about as well as a shoe on a rib roast.

[Photos: Getty, Splash]