I continue to reject the fact that the SciFi Channel changed its name to SyFy. I KNOW it happened a long time ago, but it continues to be pure ridiculousness. Although now I get to refer to it as “Siffy,” which is fun. Not as fun as the RhinoRaffe –or whatever marauding animal mash-up they plan to unleash upon us next, ideally in a movie starring, like, Dustin Diamond and Judd Nelson as feuding zoologists — but still.

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