In which a lot of folks look like Forever21 threw up on them, and I learn again for the first time that Naomie Harris was in this movie – news that I clearly totally ignored when I wrote her style retrospective. In my defense, that is a LONG style retrospective and I respect myself for axing one of the lesser works of Colin Farrell for great works later. Also, I need to confess that I just accidentally typed “Colin Firth” and OMG CAN WE GET COLIN FIRTH IN A MIAMI VICE REBOOT?? Thanks. Although this is a great place for me to confess that I think Colin Farrell is underrated and I hope he’s doing well. Also included in this slideshow: One of my favorite Real Housewives and also one of my favorite Oscar winners.

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