These premieres — in July, in honor of Wedding Crashers — truly did have everything: Dresses over jeans, too much satin, low-riding denim, people making out, extreme spray tans, folks who were famous only due to being caught up in tabloid scandals, and also some things I didn’t include because I didn’t want to be NSFW, like people taking their boobs out on the red carpet, someone flashing the camera when she got out of a car without undies, and A LOT of public drunkeness. (MANY of these were in London; apparently summer of 2005 was wild in London! Good for you!) Get ready for a ride.

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