Teyonah and John are starring in They Cloned Tyrone, which is a horror-satire-comedy homage to Blaxploitation films. And honestly, I’m fine with them cloning EITHER of these people, but ideally both of them together. They look fantastic. Confident and glamorous and perfect. They are not a couple — she is married — but you could easily imagine them being the new toast of the red carpet — the best-dressed duo at every event, the one you look forward to, the one that will spawn a thousand Twitter threads. The world could only be improved with several versions of them we could install around town, making sure they are present at everything. Since cloning doesn’t exist, I guess… cardboard cutouts? I’ve had worse ideas.
