Zendaya has already worn one of these dresses for a photoshoot, which she carried with her usual panache even though the flower in question does KIND OF present with a massive phallus that’s pulling focus. Vogue said the line is exploring fakeness in nature, which accounts for all the plastic flowers everywhere. I’m less sure about the shoes made of bunches of uninflated balloons, although those definitely do not belong in nature, so at least there’s that. And then you get to outfits where someone is carrying a massive empty Baby Bjorn… I look forward to seeing Gwendoline Christie or SWINTON or Chalamet pull off THAT one.

[Photos: Spotlight]