Fresh off her hit BRIT Awards single “(I Just Climbed Out Of) The La Brea Tar Pits,” Tallia Storm has come at us hot with a follow-up, “(The Bad P)Lace,” in which she models what would happen if clothing manufacturers stopped using fabric and instead made us stuff ourselves into the worst of 1980s hosiery.

Remember when snooty restaurants kept an entire closet full of jackets and/or ties, which they’d force upon the gentlemen who arrived and tried to dine without one?

Oh Polly show, Front Row, Autumn Winter 2022, London Fashion Week, UK - 19 Feb 2022

I think that’s the entire plot of this outfit.

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