“What if this show is about wrestling?” I snorted to myself, assuming that Heels is actually a show about Fancy Ladies In Some Kind of Fancy Lady Business, Like Magazines Or Lipstick. Well, you know what they say about assuming:

Two rival brothers — one a ring heel and the other a hero — grapple over their late father’s wrestling promotion business while vying for national attention in small-town Georgia.

Honestly, this sounds better than what I’d thought up. Also, it’s getting pretty good reviews and apparently there’s nudity and now I want to watch! Anyway, they had their big premiere last night and men wore suits and ladies wore….well, yes. Heels.

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