The 90s officially ARE back:

Which is fine. I’ve accepted this. However, if the 90s are coming back, I demand certain other items other than goth maxi skirts and sheer/velvet tops from Contempto Casuals and charms nicked from the set of The Craft. Here are my conditions, 90s. If you want to come back, you need to bring with you the following:

That’s it. Deliver these to me, 90s Throwbacks, and you can stay. I will even accept a facsimile of the messenger bag. I am not totally unreasonable.

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