These two are promoting a movie called The Last Son, and I don’t know what it’s about and DON’T want you to tell me because I want to try to figure it out based solely on these outfits. I assume it’s a Hallmark film where Heather Graham is one of Santa’s elves, and he’s tasked her with tracking down his youngest son, who turns out to be living a life of GLAMOROUS DEBAUCHERY in South Beach, having totally abandoned his North Pole roots! (There will be some semi PG-13 “snow” jokes.) Obviously, Heather will eventually remind him of the Meaning of Christmas, they will fall in love, and they’ll split their time between Florida and the Workshoppe, living like reverse snow birds in blissful Hallmarkian matrimony. Can’t wait!
