This starts as a power lunch…

… and ends as Reality Bites. In ten minutes she’s going to get fired from her internship and ends up chain-smoking on a couch while talking to her psychic friend at $1.95 a minute.

Seriously, are the ’90s back, and coming to get me? Should I have kept my Doc Martens? See, THIS is why people become hoarders. And those pants are why people become tailors. So that they can turn their trade into a vaccine against Stump Disease.

[Photo: Pacific Coast News]