I am often noting that one dress or another would make a nice wallpaper, but this is the first one in a while where I’ve thought, “well, it would make a fantastic Anthropologie bedspread that would look great in the catalogue but somehow just get dusty and weird in an actual person’s home.” To be honest, I don’t know how it’s possible that something so sheer and intricately beaded can combine to be so bland, but we live in a new world.

And then the back goes decides it needs to make this more of…a look:

The 23rd Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards - Arrivals

On one hand: Good for you for trying something new! On the other: Maybe not.