In which royals treat themselves to cocktails and try to drive very tiny cars.

Elsewhere of potential interest around the internets:

Katie Nicholl reports, for Vanity Fair: A Scottish Castle Is Bringing Harry and Meghan Even Closer to Prince Charles

Also via Katie Nicholl: The First Look at the Invitation for the Next Massive Royal Wedding. (It’s Euj’s. She invited more people than Harry and Meghan did.) This is dishy: ““Andrew and Sarah have been very involved with the planning, and they both want this to be a full-scale royal wedding,” the source said. ”They were very keen for Eugenie and Jack to have a carriage procession. Poor Eugenie has been having last-minute jitters about whether people will turn out, and what the weather is going to do.”And it’s not only the bride who is feeling nervous. The mother of the bride is said to be “terrified” about the prospect of coming face to face with Prince Philip,who, health permitting, is planning to attend. It will be the first time in years that the pair has been in such close proximity, and Sarah is said to be extremely nervous about the very public meeting.”

This is nifty, at Mental Floss: This Interactive Family Tree Shows How Europe’s Monarchs Are Related

Are you in the market for a new tiara? People reports A Rare, 33-Carat Double-Decker Tiara with Royal Connections Is Up For Sale!

At Lainey: ROYAL PUPPY MYSTERIES

Lainey also reports that Wills made quite a boneheaded gaffe yesterday. Her take on it is good.

And, on social media:

This is dishy!!

She’s ON THE CASE:

Noodles!

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