I’m delighted to bring you so much Harry this week. I’m also delighted to tell you that ALLEGEDLY Kate has an engagement on Halloween, where I assume she will pop up dressed like her grandmother-in-law and cause a constitutional crisis.

Around the internet, for your reading pleasure:

What Kate Wore goes in depth on Kate’s TARTANS. What fun!

At People: Meghan Markle’s Half-Sister Is Writing a Memoir Called The Diary of Princess Pushy’s Sister. She CLAIMS it’s all very positive. Well, then maybe you need to rethink the title, lady! That is such a Lacey Porter move.

I agree with national treasure R. Eric Thomas, at Elle: My New Goal in Life Is to Eat at the Queen’s McDonald’s

Hello gets into the good stuff, as they look at all the jewelry Kate has borrowed from the Queen.

And, on social:

 

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