The good news: We’ve got a LOT of fun extras from Wills and Kate’s trip to Paris this weekend in the slideshow plus Harry, plus a REALLY HIDEOUS and insane Chanel look on Princess Caroline.

Speaking of William and Kate, if you missed said official visit to Paris, you can catch up on all of that here.

Kate also had an engagement yesterday, which we covered here.

This week also marked the anniversary of that time someone attempted to kidnap Princess Anne and she was like, “uh, no.” We celebrated by revisiting our retrospective of her lifetime of doubtful looks.

And elsewhere on the internet:

- Wills and Kate have announced that they’re sending Prince George to St Matthew’s Academy By the Stream for school. Just kidding, I made that name up because they could just announce any old kind of gibberish and I’d believe it. They’re ACTUALLY sending him someplace called Thomas’s London Day School, Battersea, which sounds nice, per The Telegraph, if you’d like to go hide in the bushes and try to sneak a peek. It sounds sporty and is co-ed, and is NOT the school William attended.

-Prince Carl-Philip and Princess Sofia are expecting another baby. Yay for babies! [Royal Central]

- There is a new book coming out about Charles that is supposed to be JUICY (I’ve heard this from several reliable sources). People has the scoop. I can freely admit that I will read this book because I love juicy royal books.

- Hello has rounded up some of Princess Eugenie’s best looks!

Prince Harry took Meghan on what sounds like a very romantic after-hours date at the Natural History Museum in London this week. I am irritated we didn’t think to put an after-hours date at a museum in The Royal We now. [Vanity Fair]

Finally, your Royals Social Media Round-Up:

The terrorist attack in London this week was, obviously, awful and frightening. Charles has gone to visit the victims.

What is Mette-Marit WEARING here?

I’m sure you want to see Prince Harry kicking a ball around:

Anne is on the job!

Ooh, this is neat!

There was a big fancy gala dinner in Sweden this week, and thank god there’s coverage on Instagram of everyone sweeping in, look glam:

Kungafamiljen på väg till representationsmiddagen som hölls i Karl XI:s galleri. #kungahuset #kungligaslottet

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I’m concerned by these culottes: