I admit: I was concerned that THIS was going to be the August week that I had no material for this post, because everyone is in Balmoral or whatever, drinking and gin and tonic and talking shit about Samantha Markle. AU CONTRAIRE! People are still leaving the house, and for that….I thank them. They’re VERY casual. And I mean casual: We’ve got an off-handed royal butt-grab and everything. Also, jean shorts!

In case you missed it here at GFY, Meghan and Harry (and Eugenie) attended a wedding on Saturday (her birthday), and we had complete coverage.

Wednesday was Princess Beatrice’s birthday, and we had a HUGE fashion retrospective to celebrate. She’s more stylish than you think she is.

Elsewhere:

T&C examined why Wills and Kate skipped that wedding last weekend. It’s a BLOOD FEUD! (Not really)

Hello! reports on why Meghan hasn’t received any patronages yet. (Because, basically, it takes a long time to figure that shit out.)

Tatler asks, Is Princess Sirivannavari Nariratana the most talented royal in the world?

At Vanity Fair: Tom Hardy, True Friend, Has a “Deeply Private” Relationship with Prince Harry. You know those two have gotten HAMMERED together.

And, on social media:

Ponies!

Hockey!

Crowns!

Kilt TBTs!

Good Danish outfits!

Part II:

 

[Photos: REX/Shutterstock,  Francisco Gomez HANDOUT/EPA-EFE/REX/Shutterstock, David Hartley/REX/Shutterstock, BENOIT TESSIER/POOL/EPA-EFE/REX/Shutterstock, Peter Jolly/REX/Shutterstock]