You know how at the county fair, they have those booths where you can make tchotchkes that are just layers of pretty colored sand in a glass bottle? This is one of those glass bottles transformed into an outfit — and just as when I was a child, I kind of want it even though I know objectively that I have literally no use for it and I’ll regret spending money on it when I get it home.

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