Please give a warm welcome to the new spokesmodels of Everyone Looks Hotter In Sunglasses Inc, Rita Ora and Taika Waititi! I’m joking…but not really, because they both look great here and I could see this being a print ad for Ray Bans or whatever (they were both dressed by Prada/Miu Miu so I assume the glasses are their work too, but we’re not dealing in reality here anyway). Is it too late to get them in a Men in Black iteration? Actually… Taika would probably write a very funny Men in Black and Rita and Will Smith can duet for the song that plays over the credits, my god this is an amazing idea PLEASE send the check to my PO Box, Columbia Pictures! I promise you my rates are very reasonable!
