Since April, we’ve seen on Rihanna sheer pants, heavy cargo pants, foldy-waist-drawstring-leg pants, trippy hypnosis pants, and, unexpectedly, some regular pants-pants. The buffet of madness continues with these, which I call bear-attack pants, because — with the red sporty underlay — they are designed to replicate what you would look like if a grizzly wandered up to you and took a swipe. Actually, maybe these are double pants. They might just BE pants, and then more pants. Plus some visible underpants? It’s a dark day indeed when the scarf-shirt she’s committing to is last on my list of questions.