Stella McCartney designed this, which is clearly her ideal of what prison jumpsuits should look like.

And the first person to wear it should have BEEN Stella, in that prison, paying for her many crimes — which include the existence of this pleated, unflattering, human-crosswalk atrocity. Somebody at least turn this into something USEFUL by making Rita lie down near a school zone.

[Photos: Fame/Flynet]