Shiloh Fernandez here was up for the Edward role in Twilight, was supposed to be the dude-lead in the TRAGICALLY overlooked Gossip Girl 80s spin-off, and is rumored to be up for the Johnny Depp part in the reboot of 21 Jump Street.

I can see it.

I can also offer $500 to the first stylist TO FIX THIS. Everything was going so well….until we took that sharp left into LUMBERJACKVILLE.