The best thing about this job, sometimes, is that moment where a photo pops up on our photo services and I say, aloud, to my apartment, “[CELEBRITY] WHAT are you WEARING?”

So say it with me: Vanessa Hudgens, what are you wearing?! Is that dress…pleather? Does it have FACES on it? It looks like she’s wearing the vaguely abstracted cover of a paranormal YA novel, or a silk-screened rendition of a soulful black-and-white inspirational office-place poster. Both of which have their places, NEITHER OF WHICH IS ON SOMEONE’S BODY.