RACHEL: Hi, Rachel.

RACHEL: And hello to you, too, Rachel.

RACHEL: You look…

RACHEL: And you…

RACHEL: What a choice.

RACHEL: You, too, have made a choice.

RACHEL: It’s not what I…

RACHEL: And yours is so…

RACHEL: … how to express it…

RACHEL: … it defies words…

RACHEL: … and I mean what matters is that you are great…

RACHEL: … but really you as a human are so cool…

RACHEL: So… you know… good… for you.

RACHEL: … and who’s even looking at the dress anyway really.

RACHEL: Wait, which one of us is talking right now?

RACHEL: Eh. Either/or.

RACHEL: Works for me.

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