RACHEL: Hi, Rachel.
RACHEL: And hello to you, too, Rachel.
RACHEL: You look…
RACHEL: And you…
RACHEL: What a choice.
RACHEL: You, too, have made a choice.
RACHEL: It’s not what I…
RACHEL: And yours is so…
RACHEL: … how to express it…
RACHEL: … it defies words…
RACHEL: … and I mean what matters is that you are great…
RACHEL: … but really you as a human are so cool…
RACHEL: So… you know… good… for you.
RACHEL: … and who’s even looking at the dress anyway really.
RACHEL: Wait, which one of us is talking right now?
RACHEL: Eh. Either/or.
RACHEL: Works for me.
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