Insert your “Katie…HomeLESS” joke here:

You know, except for the part where those clunky taco shoes (that is, by the way, the name of my new band: Clunky Taco Shoes) probably cost about $700.

But seriously, you guys, unless she is on break from filming a touching Lifetime movie about a down-on-her-luck Depression-era vixen who’s taken a job fixing up old jalopys (to the dismay of the head jalopy-mechanic, who will obviously eventually fall in love with her [played with remarkable lack of finesse and dead eyes by Eddie Cibrian]), THIS IS SERIOUSLY A NO-GO.