Patrick Dempsey is also in Ferrari, which makes extra sense because it dovetails with his area of interest, as he likes to race fast cars. I suppose that’s redundant somewhat, as I don’t know many people who like to race slow cars. Anyway, he’s playing Italian racer Piero Taruffi, and I am hopeful he does it in an OUTRAGEOUS accent that rivals anything we saw in House of Gucci. He looks ridiculously handsome, as he always does; someone on Xwitter said they should cast him on And Just Like That to ruin Carrie and Aidan, and I have never been so supportive of an idea. I wonder if that jacket is a tad tight on his arms — or, in fact, small overall? Maybe he got swole during the strike and he wants us to know it. I appreciate the zip he brought to the proceedings, though.

I also appreciate the aviators he brought to the premiere:

'Ferrari' film premiere, 80th Venice International Film Festival, Italy - 31 Aug 2023

Now THAT jacket fits properly, right? But are his pants too short? And how is Jillian’s hand in her pocket, and not tugging that jacket to make sure it stays in place? Is this the latest hot use for boob tape? And just like that, I Have Questions.

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