Maybe I’m not thinking grandly enough. Maybe bending down to wind soft restraints around your pant legs is no more irritating than tying a sneaker or tugging up a boot, but with the added BENEFIT of the fact that — as seen here, anyway — you can still be barefoot in seconds. And it keeps mosquitos out. And your ankles warm. MAYBE THIS IS THE FUTURE.
Just kidding. It looks bonkers. This whole outfit is Dorothy Zbornak meets one of the beans’ Halloween ninja costumes. But I decided I had to try.