Not long ago, we saw Jennifer Lopez sporting some very perplexing boots made of jeans. Apparently they’re Versace, which means they probably cost more than my mortgage, not that J.Lo paid anything for them. Rita Ora is also a Friend of Donatella, so it makes sense that she’d get the black version, as she is the other celebrity outside of Rihanna that I could easily imagine wearing boots with back pockets and a belt. I feel like… another thing you could put your legs into, that has back pockets and a belt, IS ACTUAL PANTS. Or is that a bridge to sanity too far?