Our inaugural post-awards show fashion superlatives is ready and waiting for you over at Cosmo! To wit, regarding a person whose identity I am fairly sure you will be able to guess:

We guess she’s all about that lace. Or, since most of the fabric appears to be employed in her train, maybe she’s all about that base. The rest of it, though, is all about that trace … of the Lost Smoke monster that’s escaping from her nethers to menace her Spanx.

Come for the Lost jokes, stay for the pie! Make sure you pop on over to Cosmo and read all the rest. (We literally don’t want you to do any work today at all.)

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