And they call her….the Widow Kardashian. This fall on E!, tune into The Widow Kardashian and watch as Kim tries desperately to seem like she regrets…you know, like, stuff, and things, and tries to be all serious and shit. Stay glued to your television as she kinda, like, stalks Reggie Bush but pretends it’s because she’s just all, you know, like, depressed? Because of that thing with that dude. Cry along with her as she sobs to her make-up mirror, “why didn’t I marry Jeremy Lin? WHY?” And cheer when the Widow Longoria comes along and smacks her weave off, saying, “NO ONE works post-divorce funereal chic the way I do!” TUNE IN SUNDAYS AT 11:45AM! ONLY ON E!